Cider Bums: Jesse Griffiths

Full name: Jesse E. Griffiths   

Cider Name: Maboobies 

Other Cider Aliases: Mahoosi, booby arms, vomit face, Gayse, Juice, Mahooters

Date of Birth: 5/8/81  

Height: 5'9.5"   

Weight: Holy shit a whopping 175

Race: no thanks, I'm too fat to run

Eye Color: Blue 

Hair Color: Dirty Blond 

Education: PHD. In Life. Bitches.

Profession: Student

Cider Level: Inner Circle 

Favorite Cider Moment: 
When Jon Malangoni told us that he got married and we all had to come face to face
with the fact that Jon is not gay.  Lets face it, this moment in Cider history was
a tremendous turning point in life for all of us.  Some of us have now to face
tremendous gambling debts [racked up over many years of betting on a members
sexuality], and others of us simply have to let go of that long lived
cider legend, which for some is harder to let go of than money . . . [Tom
please place the picture of Iggy joyfully sniffing a dollar bill here]. 



Most Hated Fellow Bum: Hate is too week of a word to describe my feelings for all
of the bums.

In your opinion, what makes the Cider Bums the greatest group of friends on the planet?: 
No matter how far away, or how long it has been - regardless of what cards life
has dealt us each individually, when we get together, or simply think of the times
that we have shared, it puts a smile on all of our faces and we know that some where
out there a fellow bum is thinking of priceless bum moments. Sometimes i vomit to
think of how much i love all of you.